guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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