She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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