I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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