Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
