Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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