It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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