I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
