he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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