? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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