I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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