dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
sex on a bike is impossible
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