It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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