just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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