Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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