Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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