Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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