Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize