I'm jealous of your bromance
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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