hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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