yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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