I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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