Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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