Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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