I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
