YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
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if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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