sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I am available for nakedness
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
