I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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