I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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