yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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