so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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