Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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