Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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