His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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