it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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