Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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