I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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