I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
So much rum. So many feels.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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