bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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