what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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