Pants 0. Shit 1.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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