help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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