Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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