i don't plan on having that self control this summer
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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