walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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