She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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