11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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