did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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