I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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