I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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