Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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