If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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