Nicole vs. Life
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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