He asked to "fluff my boner.."
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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