Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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