i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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