Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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