This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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